movies are the bane of my existence. take for example the movie i'm watching right now. blah blah blah treasure map blah blah find the treasure blah blah nicolas cage is screaming blah blah blah treasure!
When I was at camp, my favorite camp activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it, arts and farts and crafts. We used to make drawings...cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice and the plague - the Bubonic plague!