wow.

I'm assuming your eyes were drawn to the focal point of this picture first, as well...

I mean I seriously couldn't see anything but breasts at first.  

Then I thought that it's sad that Kim Kardashian is still wearing the outfits that she wore on Dancing With the Stars. She must sit at home every Monday night with a box of kleenex and a handful of Xanex, staring at the television waiting for Brooke Burke or Susan Lucci to break a bone so that then they could feel the pain that she's going through because there's already one Paris Hilton in the world and America doesn't need another famous for no reason rich girl clogging up their television sets.

That's when I realized it wasn't Kim Kardashian at all, but some crazy woman named Katie Price. She's British. And that explains everything.